THE STORY OF THE 2014 TIM LIPKA MEMORIAL GOLF CLASSIC

TWAS THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER, DAY NUMBER  ZERO AND SEVEN

THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO THOUSAND, TEN YEARS AND FOUR

THE DAY WAS CRISP AND CLOUDLESS, SURELY A GRANT FROM HEAVEN

FOR FIFTY ONE GOLFERS HAD RESERVED A SPOT IN THIS TOURNEY OF LORE

IT WAS THE THIRTEENTH TIME FOR THE PRESBYTERIANS OF PROVIDENCE

TO GATHER FOR GOLF AND PRAISES OF HIM

AT CAROLINA LAKES THE CONTEST WAS CALENDARED TO COMMENCE

TO BENEFIT HABITAT AND SHARE MEMORIES OF TIM

REGISTRATION OPENED PROMPTLY AT EIGHT HOURS AND THIRTY

NERVOUSLY AND ANXIOUSLY THEY PURCHASED THEIR MULLIGANS AND RAFFLE

FOR EVERY GOLFER WANTED THEIR SECOND CHANCES AT BIRDIE

AND MISS PEG WAS OFFERING TRIPS, ZIKES, AND PRIZE OPTIONS LARGE AS A GAGGLE

IN SAUNTERED THE DEFENDERS ALL BOLD AND BRAGADICIO

WE’LL HOIST THE HARDWARE AGAIN WE KNOW SO!

OUR FOURSOME WILL SURPASS THE FIELD BY FAR

PROCLAIMED THE TEAM OF BROWN, JENKINS, DUVIER, AND MOLNAR!

WITH WARMUPS TERMINATED AND PRACTICE AT AN END

FIFTY ONE GOLFERS GATHERED FOR LAST SECOND MATTERS TO TEND

RULES WERE ANNOUNCED BY THE PROFESSIONALS IN CHARGE

THEN PASTOR WALT BLESSED THEM WITH PRAYERS OF LARGE!

THE TIME FOR TALK AND CHATTER HAD COME TO AN END

FOR THE BLAST OF A HORN NOTED THE HOUR WAS TEN

EVERY DRIVE, CHIP AND PUTT WOULD NOW BE COUNTED

IN THE QUEST FOR THIS YEAR’S HARDWARE TO BE MOUNTED

ON HOLE NUMBER SEVEN THERE WAS A CAR TO BE WON!

COULD THIS BE THE YEAR WHEN IT WOULD BE DONE?

FIFTY ONE ATTEMPTS WERE TAKEN ONE BY ONE

BUT A HOLE IN ONE WAS SCORED BY NONE!

THE FIRST FINISHERS REPORTED AT APPROXIMATELY TWO HOURS AND A HALF

OTHERS TRICKLED IN AND REPORTED TO THE SCORING STAFF

“A DINNER FROM Q SHACK IS WAITING ON Y’ALL!”

HOT PORK, CHICKEN, BEANS, HUSHPUPPIES AND SLAW FOR ALL!

THE SCORES WERE POSTED SLOWLY IN THE BEGINNING

WITH ONE EYE ON PORK AND ONE GAZING AT THE BOARD FROM AFAR

EACH GOLFER WAS HOPING THEIR POST WAS WINNING

AND OUSTING THE TEAM OF BROWN, JENKINS, DUVIER, AND MOLNAR

IN THEY CAME BRIGHT AS A SHINING STAR!

FOURTEEN UNDER FOR BROWN, JENKINS DUVIER, AND MOLNAR!

WOULD IT STAND? WAS IT A TWO PEAT DESTINED TO BE?

YES, TWERE IT NOT FOR THE 15 UNDER FROM DOLAN, LIVONIUS, KERLEY, AND BRODIE!

GREAT FUN, FOOD AND FELLOWSHIP WAS HAD BY ALL THAT DAY

A BIG THANK YOU GOES OUT TO ALL WHO CAME TO PLAY

BUT THE BIGGEST WINNER OF ALL WAS THE HABITAT FUND

FOUR THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED WAS ADDED WHEN ALL WERE DONE!